I would love to see Molyneux at Glastonbury. I imagine us laughing gaily as we hold hands to support each other along the slippery walkways. "I'm hungry," Molyneux says, so we make our way to the food stalls. There are burgers, hotdogs, all-day-breakfasts... but we both agree that a pie and mushy peas is the way to go. We take our meals to the main stage where Blur is playing, their first live performance together since 2003. We both agree that Oasis are an inferior band.
After the pie and mushy peas we take a lot of drugs. The sun is hot so we lie on the grass together. It's not long before we are in a dizzy haze of contentness. Molyneux props himself up on his elbows, then leans across to stroke my hair gently as he whispers game design ideas into my ear. As the sun sets over the hills around Glastonbury, I could not wish for a more perfect moment.
I love Peter Molyneux. I pray that he will finally attend Glastonbury in 2009. I think we'd get along just great :)